Phew. Is it hot in here? I must fan my glistening cheeks with my hat as I recline on these bags of salt. Who let that photographer into my garage?
Every picture tells a story, feast your eyes on this epic tale of one cowboy man's quest for comfort in a slightly warm environment.
Every single one of these has been signed by yours truly.
These are 12 quid apiece, but as usual everything's in Swiss money because Switzerland or something. Sorry about that!